bad conlang idea: a chain shift causing all diphthongs to switch start and end sound. this causes speakers of this conlang to always misspell foreign diphthongs.
oh wait, i just reinvented english again.
Mastodon is a server for a federated social network: everyone can run a server if they want to, including me. So this is a Mastodon server for me (Vierkantor) and my friends.