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@marie_joseph and soon we'll all be using lightly marinated sand for it

"How do you create so much light all the time?"
"Well, we used to burn tiny pieces of bamboo really, really slowly, but nowadays we mostly just electrocute weird air."

Beste Reizigers, mmhmdmdmmhmdm hmd ddm hmd ddhhhm mhmmmhmd dhdhmddm. Herhaling: mmhmdmdmmhmdm hmd ddm hmd ddhhhm mhmmmhmd dhdhmddm.

The history of all hitherto existing type checking is the history of typeclass struggle.

Hey now, you're a big shot, you think you're so big
Well I'm Ozymandias and look what *I* did

All that's left there is sand
Only shooting stars light the land

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Somebody once told me
There's a statue in the Gobi
That's mostly gone from over the knees
Visage lying in the sand
With a sneer of cold command
Cuz the sculptor knew how to please

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Empires falling and statues crumbling
Check out the words he left behind
On the statue in the desert that nobody can find:

One of those old-fashioned visitor counters on a website, but the image breaks and only the text remains: "People Have Visited This Site!"

technically it's only called oregano if it's from the oregon region of north america. otherwise it's just sparkling marjoram

Behold! Spider-Dog-Worm Theory! Thanks to my comrade and colleague @NormalPopsicle for assistance making it, and the original idea in the first place.

emoji were invented to stop the emoticon+parenthesis spelling debate

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Anne C. A. Baanen's choices:

Vachtnoes

Mastodon is a server for a federated social network: everyone can run a server if they want to, including me. So this is a Mastodon server for me (Vierkantor) and my friends.