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concept: Bikings

We roll into some yuppie suburb on our bicycles, armed with axes and spears, raze it and take all their shit

request for aid, emergency. 

Is there any chance y'all could afford to send me money for dental surgery? I need $10,050 left. Anything you can spare would go a long way. Please.

My paypal is

my venmo is @raging-strikes

cash app is $nsupervoid

Please. I would like to stop having blood infection and pain. :/

Due to extra expenses this month, I'll have to ask for help with paying my rent again. Anything helps.

@Vierkantor @urusan

(army turns up at the boss's office)

Hello we would like to Speak to the Manager of Rome about our Wages

Rome: Arrrrrrgh employees! Sack them! Sack everyone!

Army: Did you say 'sack' we can do that

Unicode shitposting, :please_at_me: if you want a better alt text.

New research finds that crows "know what they know" and can ponder their own minds, demonstrating a higher level of intelligence than previously thought. I welcome our corvid overlords.

lofi hip hop radio - beats coming from your neighbour's wall in the middle of the night to be unable to fall asleep to


github stop trying to insert emoji when i type `:' challenge 2020

politics joke 

When I used to read the left-wing news, all I learned about were police brutality, concentration camps and race riots in America. But now that I read the right-wing news, I see so much more: that the left controls all the big businesses, that we dominate in academia, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!

german speakers who think the swedish word poäng was funny: please consider that in norwegian it's poeng

not enough people are talking about how there is a species of armadillos called "screaming hairy armadillo"

"Ah, er, yes.” Martín is trying to break some unfortunate news as gently as possible. “The point of these questions is… for you to write the program yourself, rather than using someone else’s code.”

You shift, surprised. “People haven’t seemed to like that so far.”

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Mastodon is a server for a federated social network: everyone can run a server if they want to, including me. So this is a Mastodon server for me (Vierkantor) and my friends.